HERO OF THE DAY: Gabriel
The absolute hero of the entire roster!
Thumbs up for… no, no, cut. Everybody please raise your hands up high and hail the lord, the miraculous netminder, Gabriel!
The things he has just done, well – it is undoubtedly unfamiliar where he draws all that motivation from after finally realizing that the defensive line is absolutely lame.
I know, I know – further comments are totally unnecessary.